Ultimate F-Bomb Equestrian Accessories Pack
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The Ultimate Equestrian F-Bomb Pack
Boot Socks • Saddle Pad • Spur Straps • Slippers
For the rider who's dropped more F-bombs this week than stirrups, the Ultimate Equestrian F-Bomb Pack is the barn-survival kit they didn’t know they needed — but absolutely do. Equal parts comfort, chaos control, and “don’t test me,” this bundle is built for the horse girl who keeps everyone alive while quietly losing her mind.
This bundle includes:
• D&S Boot Socks (Your Pick)
Soft, breathable, and ready for every moment your horse throws at you. Choose your favorite pattern — we won’t judge.
• Dreamers & Schemers Saddle Pad
A soft, quilted, beautifully shaped saddle pad in the size you need ( Dressage, or Full). Perfect for looking put-together even when everything else is… not.
• PlainJane Spur Straps
Simple, sturdy, non stretch leather with stainless steel buckles — because at least something in your tack room should behave predictably.
• D&S Slippers
The official footwear of “I’m done.” Slide them on after the barn and let your blood pressure return to normal.
Great for:
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The rider who can’t keep their horse on a circle
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The mom who signs kids up for lessons and instantly regrets it
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The trainer who’s absolutely over it
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The horse girl who is the drama
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You. Obviously you.
If holiday shopping is overwhelming, this pack is the easiest, funniest, most foolproof gift you’ll click all season.
A+ mood. Zero effort.
