May 2nd, Horse-O-Scope
Tips for every zodiac sign getting ready to go to a horse show....
Aries (March 21 - April 19): Charge full speed ahead, Aries! Your natural leadership will shine as you organize every detail. Just remember where you parked the trailer this time.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Slow and steady wins the race, Taurus. Double-check your packing list, but maybe resist the urge to pack the entire barn. Your horse doesn’t need five blankets.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): You’ve got the chatter and strategy, Gemini. Maybe stick to one plan this time instead of changing your routine every hour. Your horse will thank you.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): It’s all about the feels, Cancer. Make sure your horse feels as pampered as a spa guest. A relaxed horse is a happy competitor!
Leo (July 23 - August 22): All eyes on you, Leo! Make sure your shine isn’t just from the glitter in your mane. Practice your victory pose, but maybe practice the routine more.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Lists are your friend, Virgo. You’ve probably got lists for your lists. Just make sure you don’t forget to actually load the horse.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Balance, Libra! That includes your show attire. We know you want to match your outfit to your horse’s tack, but maybe save the runway walk for after the show.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): It’s all about focus, Scorpio. Harness that intense energy into a flawless routine, and try not to intimidate the competition too much with your game face.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Adventure awaits, Sag! Make sure your exploration doesn’t include getting lost on the way to the venue. GPS is your friend.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Discipline is your middle name, Capricorn. Every detail is planned, including the victory lap. Just remember to actually enjoy the event.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Think outside the box, Aquarius. Innovative show tactics are great, but maybe consult your horse before deciding to jump in a unicorn costume.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Dream big, Pisces! Just make sure you’re awake in time for your event. Maybe set a couple of alarms.
HAPPY HORSE SHOW!
